1.1.2016 -

04-15 I

30.4.2015 -

heyhey. ADAGIO830 built a bandcamp page and a bigcartel shop. there you can listen to or even buy all those sweet records they release. and ours too :)


15.4.2015 - tour with naive

04-15 II

“back home & still missing the tour-mikro-kosmos all these amazing people gave us. you impressed us with a very warm and kind welcome-feeling, fed us amazing food, surpised us with a sunny breakfast on the roof, danced with us in the halfpipe and made us lots of unforgettable moments. we enjoyed to spend time with you and see with how much love and energy you’re running your venue and all the things you do. thank you so much!
we hope to see you soon, in cologne or somewhere else…”


16.10.2014 - Tour with Street Eaters

From 09. to 12. October 2014 we did a short 4-days-tour together with Street Eaters and we had a veeery good time together! :D Big thanks to everyone who were setting up the shows in Cologne, Mannheim, Freiburg and Lyon (hi Seb!).


Static Eaters <3 ———————————————————————————————————————————————————————

12.8.2014 - Qlosterstüffje- Venloer Straßenfest am 10.08.2014



7.1.2014 - Our first video! The Golden Guts:


19.6.2013 - LP // TOUR

Hello there!
Here’s what happened within the last few months:

We had a nice little trip to Zetts Tonkeller in Eisenberg and recorded 11 songs for our debut LP!
It was a really good time, due to the lovely people in this little village,
some hot showers in the cold winter in our favorite train station and the heavy metal breakfasts :-)

Our roommates and close friends SIMON and ROLAND mixed that stuff and DANIEL HUSAYN did the mastering.
LUNA did a beautiful artwork for this LP so now all we gotta do is to wait for the postman*woman!

The record is gonna be released by ADAGIO 830. Thank you so much, ROBERT!

Besides we could play some cool shows in Leverkusen, Eisenberg, Hamburg, Herrenberg, Karlsruhe and Cologne.
Thanks again to all of you doing these D.I.Y-shows and making us feel damn comfy and welcome <3 We'll do a little summer tour in july and we hope to see some friends and/or make new ones! Check the 'shows' section for further information. For this tour we'll have the new record with us, and for this we all are REALLY excited!!! Some words about the situation of our beloved squat in cologne: Thats where we rehearse, do shows, hang out, connect, get organized. It was squatted more than 3 years ago and even got legalized in 2011. This house was a perspective for countless people within the last years who didn't wanna be a part of the shitty, racist, sexist and capitalist society out there. Hundreds of events, shows, workshops, demonstrations, art exhibitions etc. took place here. Now the city of cologne quitted the contract for the END OF JUNE and we are actually facing eviction any week now. Shutting down this wonderful place is a punch in the face for all uf us, for this scene, this city and the people who worked really hard all this time. It's obvious that there are political reasons speaking. If you wanna take part in defending this place, join us for the „GATHER & RESIST WEEKS OF SOLIDARITY“! http://gatherandresist.blogsport.eu/

Thats it for the moment.
Hope to see you soon. In the street, on the barricades, on tour,
for a cup of coffee or whatever :-)

Lots of Love,


Next week we’ll make a trip to visit our lovely friends in Eisenberg and record 10-14 songs at Zett’s terrific basement studio. ADAGIO 830 offered us to release our debut LP. We are extremely happy to have the opportunity to release our music on such a wonderful label ! Thanks Robert !

Luna is currently painting / working on the artwork and we still discuss where to mix&master the recordings…

There also have been some thoughts about doing a really small release tour/weekend in May/June as well as a longer tour in July. Nothing definite yet, though…we’ll keep you updated about this.

2.10.2012 - 2013 will be 120% yeah!

In early 2013 we’ll record new stuff for the first LP.

It’s gonna be released by our friends in ADAGIO 830 RECORDS
We can’t wait!!!

20.7.2012 - we are…

We are static me, a 5 piece ensemble from cologne, playing music that punks call pop and poppers call punk! Check out the upcoming shows, listen to our demo and feel free to leave a comment.